If you give him eggs and grits, he will smear them all over the house, then eat dried pasta and lint.

If you give him pasta with veggies and chicken, he will use them to decorate the kitchen cabinets, then eat several sticks of sidewalk chalk.

If you give him veggie crackers and cheese, he will leave them all over the living room carpet, coffee table, and couch, while he proceeds to find anything chocolate-based and eat it, then drool it out of his mouth and smear it all over unwashable items.