My toddler is always coming up with cute sayings that just amuse us to no end! Here are 13 of the latest:
- “Red means stop, so stop car now, mama.”
- “Hey, light green, go, go, go fast NOW!!” – little backseat driver!
- “I whine like dog, how ‘nnoying!!”
- “I no want to sleep in car bed. I want to sleep in Mama’s bed. Mama sleep in car bed, ok?? Dada sleep in car bed, nice bed, I no sleep in car bed, I sleep in Mama’s bed, ok now??” – in response to “Isn’t it a nice car bed, don’t you want to sleep in it?”
He’s asleep in his own bed right now, just for the record… - “Hey, I working now, check my mail, get my stuff, working hard, leave me ‘lone now!” – while sitting at the computer, typing and clicking the mouse busily…. can’t imagine where he got that one .
- “This place mess. I vacuum”…… oops….
- “Arrrrrgh! Pirate, like Uniqua!!”
- “I want to go to Grandma’s house NOW!!!” – usually after being told not to do something or having been punished….
- “Go bye-bye. No stay home, go OUT!! Drive car, go get nuggets, fries & drink. Sweet tea drink!” – which is NOT all that he eats….
- “Hey, you guys! I’m so glad to see you! Good morning!” – to his toys after awaking from a night of
mommy-kickingrestful sleep. - “Momma need coffees!” – hee hee hee.
- “No go bye-bye, give me hugs, kisses, lub you, stay home and play baby, ok??” – to Daddy every morning….
- “AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! BOOOOOO!!! GOOD MORNING, GET UP NOWWWW!!” – at 5am every morning, right in my face.
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cute, cute, cute!
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that is too cute! makes me look forward to when my emma is talking more
He is too cute! I love the pirate one, and I really enjoy his negotiating skills with the car bed. He is growing up to be super-smart!
Happy Thursday to you, Mama Duck!
Sounds just like my granddaughter. Her famous words used to be “I think so maybe” I want to go to MacDonald’s.
I’m up too.
chicken nuggets and fries are the favorite, huh?
He is so full of “little” wisdom… I know how funny they can get… mine are 3 & 5 and so filled with similar comments…
I remember it all well. In fact, every night I have to go throw the 15 year old out of my bed — he falls asleep in there watching Comedy Central with his father. Talk about a kicker. He did his share of letting me have it when he was litte.
Very cute list.
So Handsome Son wasn’t the only one to say “Good Morning” to his toys…every day…at the top of his lung…at 5 a.m.?!? (oh…well maybe then) Wonderful list! Made my evening…
Aren’t they cute. Kids can say mostly anything that can take stress away from us.
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Great list!!
Out of the mouth of babes huh? lol
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