Thirteen Lil’ Duck-ism’s of the week….

My toddler is always coming up with cute sayings that just amuse us to no end! Here are 13 of the latest:

1. “Red means stop, so stop car now, mama.”
2. “Hey, light green, go, go, go fast NOW!!” – little backseat driver!
3. “I whine like dog, how ‘nnoying!!”
4. “I no want to sleep in car bed. I want to sleep in Mama’s bed. Mama sleep in car bed, ok?? Dada sleep in car bed, nice bed, I no sleep in car bed, I sleep in Mama’s bed, ok now??” – in response to “Isn’t it a nice car bed, don’t you want to sleep in it?” He’s asleep in his own bed right now, just for the record…
5. “Hey, I working now, check my mail, get my stuff, working hard, leave me ‘lone now!” – while sitting at the computer, typing and clicking the mouse busily…. can’t imagine where he got that one .
6. “This place mess. I vacuum”…… oops….
7. “Arrrrrgh! Pirate, like Uniqua!!”
8. “I want to go to Grandma’s house NOW!!!” – usually after being told not to do something or having been punished….
9. “Go bye-bye. No stay home, go OUT!! Drive car, go get nuggets, fries & drink. Sweet tea drink!” – which is NOT all that he eats….
10. “Hey, you guys! I’m so glad to see you! Good morning!” – to his toys after awaking from a night of mommy-kicking restful sleep.
11. “Momma need coffees!” – hee hee hee.
12. “No go bye-bye, give me hugs, kisses, lub you, stay home and play baby, ok??” – to Daddy every morning….
13. “AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! BOOOOOO!!! GOOD MORNING, GET UP NOWWWW!!” – at 5am every morning, right in my face.

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