Thirteen hilarious Google search queries…

Thirteen hilarious Google search queries… It never fails to amuse me what people will search for & that it actually leads them to some part of this website :).

  1. When should my toddler start bathing in the tub?? (When he gets dirty? Makes me wonder what they are doing now…)
  2. Party ideas – feet in slime. (Sounds like an interesting party, but I’m sure we never talked about that one here… photos, anyone?? ;))
  3. Dogs eat peanuts. (Really?!)
  4. Are permanent markers really permanent??
  5. Does permanent Sharpie come off a car?? (Poor soul…)
  6. How do you get permanent marker off a white car?? (I’m more curious how it got there in the first place… perhaps lots of prayer and touch-up paint…)
  7. Should I bake pumpkin pie?? (Mmmmm, raw pumpkin…)
  8. Duck driving car.
  9. Help, I need to get vaseline out of my hair! (Again, how did it GET there?)
  10. Small go cart design, able to carry an egg. (Points for originality…)
  11. At what age can my toddler get a haircut?
  12. What are save the date cards?
  13. Sucked down a shower drain.

25 Responses to Thirteen hilarious Google search queries…

  1. It amazes me what amuses people.

    Regarding this question: When should my toddler start bathing in the tub??

    Maybe they meant a FULL sized tub as opposed to a baby tub?

    “Are permanent markers really permanent?? Does permanent Sharpie come off a car?? How do you get permanent marker off a white car??”
    Permanent markers are not always permanent. They can be removed.

    p.s. Who cares how it got there? Maybe a toddler thought the car was a good drawing surface. Has the writer never spent time with a small child??

    Should I bake pumpkin pie??
    Only if you want it solid.

    Help, I need to get vaseline out of my hair! (Again, how did it GET there?) Again, who cares how it got there? Hair colorists use vaseline along the hairline so the color won’t drip on the skin. Maybe they went overboard.

    Sincerely,
    Humorless

  2. Some people jut shouldn’t be allowed to use Google.

    Happy TT

  3. Sharpie on a Car? Sucked down the shower drain?

    Oh dear. I wonder if they eventually found what they needed.

    Happy TT!

  4. LMAO!

  5. LOL esp the last one

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