Thirteen hilarious Google search queries…

Thirteen hilarious Google search queries… It never fails to amuse me what people will search for & that it actually leads them to some part of this website :).

  1. When should my toddler start bathing in the tub?? (When he gets dirty? Makes me wonder what they are doing now…)
  2. Party ideas – feet in slime. (Sounds like an interesting party, but I’m sure we never talked about that one here… photos, anyone?? ;))
  3. Dogs eat peanuts. (Really?!)
  4. Are permanent markers really permanent??
  5. Does permanent Sharpie come off a car?? (Poor soul…)
  6. How do you get permanent marker off a white car?? (I’m more curious how it got there in the first place… perhaps lots of prayer and touch-up paint…)
  7. Should I bake pumpkin pie?? (Mmmmm, raw pumpkin…)
  8. Duck driving car.
  9. Help, I need to get vaseline out of my hair! (Again, how did it GET there?)
  10. Small go cart design, able to carry an egg. (Points for originality…)
  11. At what age can my toddler get a haircut?
  12. What are save the date cards?
  13. Sucked down a shower drain.

25 Responses to Thirteen hilarious Google search queries…

  1. Theresa November 7, 2008 at 12:46 pm #

    It amazes me what amuses people.

    Regarding this question: When should my toddler start bathing in the tub??

    Maybe they meant a FULL sized tub as opposed to a baby tub?

    “Are permanent markers really permanent?? Does permanent Sharpie come off a car?? How do you get permanent marker off a white car??”
    Permanent markers are not always permanent. They can be removed.

    p.s. Who cares how it got there? Maybe a toddler thought the car was a good drawing surface. Has the writer never spent time with a small child??

    Should I bake pumpkin pie??
    Only if you want it solid.

    Help, I need to get vaseline out of my hair! (Again, how did it GET there?) Again, who cares how it got there? Hair colorists use vaseline along the hairline so the color won’t drip on the skin. Maybe they went overboard.


  2. Randilin January 25, 2008 at 9:51 pm #

    Some people jut shouldn’t be allowed to use Google.

    Happy TT

  3. Celticlibrarian January 24, 2008 at 5:10 pm #

    Sharpie on a Car? Sucked down the shower drain?

    Oh dear. I wonder if they eventually found what they needed.

    Happy TT!

  4. Tonya January 24, 2008 at 4:00 pm #


  5. marcia v January 24, 2008 at 11:57 am #

    LOL esp the last one

  6. Starrlight January 24, 2008 at 11:51 am #

    #13 was scary but the idea of a party with slimey feet was scarier!

  7. Laura January 24, 2008 at 7:22 am #

    Very funny! Happy T-13!

  8. zenmomma January 24, 2008 at 4:06 am #

    Those are hilarious!

  9. Joyful Days January 23, 2008 at 11:26 pm #

    I did this last week & I am always amazed what people Google.

    Great list. Too funny!

  10. Cheerio January 23, 2008 at 11:04 pm #

    I usually search for things that concern my grandkids. Especially when it comes to illnesses and behaviors.

  11. Rhonda January 23, 2008 at 10:52 pm #

    Are you serious????

  12. Susiej January 23, 2008 at 10:48 pm #

    Uhhhh sure, a permanent marker is PERMANENT! LOL!

  13. Natalie January 23, 2008 at 10:40 pm #

    Great list! I keep meaning to do a TT like this an always forget. I love reading how people found other sites.

  14. Morgan January 23, 2008 at 8:07 pm #

    That is so funny! Good ole Google! Teeheehee! Vaseline in the hair…wow!

  15. Greatfullivin January 23, 2008 at 7:49 pm #

    People search the darndest things! It is such a hoot. Duck driving car??? what will they think of next.LOL

  16. Rian Fike January 23, 2008 at 7:42 pm #

    Lucky searchers, to end up here!

  17. SandyCarlson January 23, 2008 at 7:20 pm #

    No. 7 cracks me up–Google the Magic 8 Ball!

  18. Nicholas January 23, 2008 at 7:15 pm #

    One wonders what on earth was behind #13

  19. Adelle Laudan January 23, 2008 at 7:07 pm #

    Too funny. Great list. Happy T13!

  20. ellen b January 23, 2008 at 6:57 pm #

    Yep that makes me wonder too!

  21. Comedy Plus January 23, 2008 at 6:47 pm #

    Yep, it does make you wonder what folks are looking for. Great list. Have a wonderful TT. :)

  22. Chelle Y. January 23, 2008 at 6:31 pm #

    There are some funny people out there, isn’t there?

  23. MamaDuck January 23, 2008 at 6:12 pm #

    LOL I really wish I could have made that up, we were laughing so hard going through the site logs that we had to post this, they are all real & buried in my site logs , what does that say about the world, eh? ;)

  24. SJ Reidhead January 23, 2008 at 6:08 pm #

    That list can’t possibly be real! Are people that….

    The Pink Flamingo


  25. jenn January 23, 2008 at 6:05 pm #

    Sucked down a shower drain??

    Happy tt!

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