More like, what didn’t he do today. He:

-climbed up on the computer chair, got the keyboard off the back of the desk, put it down on the floor, got back up presumably, got my strawberry shake off the back of the desk, and poured it all over the keyboard. Now we have a new keyboard.

-opened up a LOCKER that was shut and full of CD’s, pulled the CD cases out, opened them up, took the CD’s out, and put them in various places all over the house.

-squeezed between the shelves and the chest of drawers in the bedroom on top of the VCR and stuck his little arm behind the chest of drawers to unplug the TV. He also stuck part of his french toast stick in the VCR slot.

-climbed up onto our bed, then onto the bookcases behind our bed and pulled the stuffed animals off the top shelves.

-opened the drawer under the stove for the pots and pans and pulled them all out, including the glass lids.

-opened the closet door and took all the hangers off the lowest rack of clothes, then took the hangers all over the house.

-pulled all the cushions off the couch, found the remote, turned the TV on, turned the volume up, and changed the channel…. and kept pressing those same buttons because he liked what they did.