Here’s a fun collection for your day!
- “Honey, don’t draw on the kitty cat please!”
- I do kind of egg him on when he’s throwing a tantrum. That could be considered crazy. He get angry and I imitate him.
- “Eww!! We don’t eat poop!!!”
- “We don’t color on our brother’s face!!” She once got a highlighter and colored all over his face – poor guy.
- “The cat wont make music when you pull her head and tail.”
- “Please get your fingers away from the kitty’s butt. I don’t think she would like that very much.”
- “Please don’t throw daddy’s underwear in the bathtub with his cell phone.”
- “Darling, the shoe lace is not a telephone.”
- “Sweetie, the kitty cannot play your trumpet!”
- “Don’t eat the wall, honey!”
- “Please don’t wear mommy’s panties on your head. They aren’t a hat.”
- “Honey, please don’t put on my bikini top, Daddy wouldn’t be very happy if he saw you dressed like that.”
- “No, the dog doesn’t have a poopy diaper and need to be changed.”
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oh dear, that’s funny. Though my cat might make music if someone pulled his tail. More like a wail
hehe I dont think we realize the goofy things we have to say until we read them or hear another mom saying them! I know I’ve said some strange things to my kids!!
Thanks for the laughs
So funny! I’ve had to say “We do NOT lick the floor of a public bathroom!” and also “We do NOT lick posters in the post office.”….
so I can sympathize.
Happy TT!
Sounds like my house… yep… (except I don’t have a bikini top)
Happy TT!
ROFL!!! So many quotes involving cats and underwear. I think #7 was the one that cracked me up the most.
Happy Thursday!!
Great list! I think I’ve said a few of those myself. Have a happy Thursday:)
LOL! funny list. We have said it all…
happy TT! mine is up, come visit!
LOL!
Yes, that has some funnies on there! #13 was my favorite I think!
Happy TT!
Ha ha ha, that’s a fun list
Thanks for visiting earlier. I haven’t been around that much due to health issues.
Anyway, I want to congratulate you for being one of the finalist in the 2006 Weblog Awards! Well done, you deserve it!
And good luck kicks in your butt