13 crazy things mommies have said…

13 crazy things mommies have said…

Here’s a fun collection for your day!

  1. “Honey, don’t draw on the kitty cat please!”
  2. I do kind of egg him on when he’s throwing a tantrum. That could be considered crazy. He get angry and I imitate him.
  3. “Eww!! We don’t eat poop!!!”
  4. “We don’t color on our brother’s face!!” She once got a highlighter and colored all over his face – poor guy.
  5. “The cat wont make music when you pull her head and tail.”
  6. “Please get your fingers away from the kitty’s butt. I don’t think she would like that very much.”
  7. “Please don’t throw daddy’s underwear in the bathtub with his cell phone.”
  8. “Darling, the shoe lace is not a telephone.”
  9. “Sweetie, the kitty cannot play your trumpet!”
  10. “Don’t eat the wall, honey!”
  11. “Please don’t wear mommy’s panties on your head. They aren’t a hat.”
  12. “Honey, please don’t put on my bikini top, Daddy wouldn’t be very happy if he saw you dressed like that.”
  13. “No, the dog doesn’t have a poopy diaper and need to be changed.”

23 Responses to 13 crazy things mommies have said…

  1. Wacky Mommy December 7, 2006 at 11:22 pm #

    Funneeeeeee! My list is up.

  2. Karen W December 7, 2006 at 3:31 pm #

    Someone could write a book, “Mothers say the Darndest Things”

  3. Chelle December 7, 2006 at 3:29 pm #

    Hahaha, the joys of having children!

  4. Haley-O December 7, 2006 at 3:13 pm #

    Ha! Reminds me of Family Circus comics! :)

  5. Anndi December 7, 2006 at 2:57 pm #

    LOL! Don’t eat the wall!

    Don’t dram on the fish works too!

    Very funny..

  6. Frances December 7, 2006 at 1:05 pm #

    Tooo funny.
    I remember those toddler days quite well.
    Amazing what they get in to.
    Thanks for sharing,

  7. N. Mallory December 7, 2006 at 11:26 am #

    My dog wears a poopy diaper…

  8. Ma December 7, 2006 at 10:50 am #

    That was great! Very entertaining and funny.

    I’m up also.

  9. Sanni December 7, 2006 at 10:14 am #

    Thanks for sharing this very funny TT! I enjoyed it a lot!

    Happy TT from Germany,

  10. Erica December 7, 2006 at 9:20 am #

    That was cute! I wrote about my daughter today for my 13.

  11. Kim Priestap December 7, 2006 at 8:54 am #

    That’s too funny!

  12. Shannon December 7, 2006 at 8:53 am #

    LOL! I’m already saying things like teat to the twins.

    Have a wonderful Thursday!

  13. ali December 7, 2006 at 8:36 am #

    too hilarious!
    and i’m pretty sure i’ve said #11 :)

  14. carmen December 7, 2006 at 6:50 am #

    oh dear, that’s funny. Though my cat might make music if someone pulled his tail. More like a wail :)

  15. samantha December 7, 2006 at 3:01 am #

    hehe I dont think we realize the goofy things we have to say until we read them or hear another mom saying them! I know I’ve said some strange things to my kids!!

  16. Skittles December 7, 2006 at 1:57 am #

    Thanks for the laughs :)

  17. stacitee December 7, 2006 at 1:57 am #

    So funny! I’ve had to say “We do NOT lick the floor of a public bathroom!” and also “We do NOT lick posters in the post office.”….

    so I can sympathize.

    Happy TT!

  18. Susan Helene Gottfried December 6, 2006 at 11:41 pm #

    Sounds like my house… yep… (except I don’t have a bikini top)

    Happy TT!

  19. Christina December 6, 2006 at 11:23 pm #

    ROFL!!! So many quotes involving cats and underwear. I think #7 was the one that cracked me up the most.

    Happy Thursday!!

  20. Janeen December 6, 2006 at 10:51 pm #

    Great list! I think I’ve said a few of those myself. Have a happy Thursday:)

  21. Jenny in Ca December 6, 2006 at 10:46 pm #

    LOL! funny list. We have said it all…

    happy TT! mine is up, come visit!

  22. Rashenbo December 6, 2006 at 10:44 pm #

    LOL! :) Yes, that has some funnies on there! #13 was my favorite I think!

    Happy TT!

  23. Mrs Lifecruiser December 6, 2006 at 8:56 pm #

    Ha ha ha, that’s a fun list :-) Thanks for visiting earlier. I haven’t been around that much due to health issues.

    Anyway, I want to congratulate you for being one of the finalist in the 2006 Weblog Awards! Well done, you deserve it!

    And good luck kicks in your butt ;-)

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