13 crazy things mommies have said….
December 6th, 2006Here’s a fun collection for your day!
- “Honey, don’t draw on the kitty cat please!”
- I do kind of egg him on when he’s throwing a tantrum. That could be considered crazy. He get angry and I imitate him.
- “Eww!! We don’t eat poop!!!”
- “We don’t color on our brother’s face!!” She once got a highlighter and colored all over his face - poor guy.
- “The cat wont make music when you pull her head and tail.”
- “Please get your fingers away from the kitty’s butt. I don’t think she would like that very much.”
- “Please don’t throw daddy’s underwear in the bathtub with his cell phone.”
- “Darling, the shoe lace is not a telephone.”
- “Sweetie, the kitty cannot play your trumpet!”
- “Don’t eat the wall, honey!”
- “Please don’t wear mommy’s panties on your head. They aren’t a hat.”
- “Honey, please don’t put on my bikini top, Daddy wouldn’t be very happy if he saw you dressed like that.”
- “No, the dog doesn’t have a poopy diaper and need to be changed.”
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Ha ha ha, that’s a fun list
Thanks for visiting earlier. I haven’t been around that much due to health issues.
Anyway, I want to congratulate you for being one of the finalist in the 2006 Weblog Awards! Well done, you deserve it!
And good luck kicks in your butt
LOL!
Yes, that has some funnies on there! #13 was my favorite I think!
Happy TT!
LOL! funny list. We have said it all…
happy TT! mine is up, come visit!
Great list! I think I’ve said a few of those myself. Have a happy Thursday:)
ROFL!!! So many quotes involving cats and underwear. I think #7 was the one that cracked me up the most.
Happy Thursday!!
Sounds like my house… yep… (except I don’t have a bikini top)
Happy TT!
So funny! I’ve had to say “We do NOT lick the floor of a public bathroom!” and also “We do NOT lick posters in the post office.”….
so I can sympathize.
Happy TT!
Thanks for the laughs
hehe I dont think we realize the goofy things we have to say until we read them or hear another mom saying them! I know I’ve said some strange things to my kids!!
oh dear, that’s funny. Though my cat might make music if someone pulled his tail. More like a wail
too hilarious!
and i’m pretty sure i’ve said #11
LOL! I’m already saying things like teat to the twins.
Have a wonderful Thursday!
That’s too funny!
That was cute! I wrote about my daughter today for my 13.
Thanks for sharing this very funny TT! I enjoyed it a lot!
Happy TT from Germany,
S.
That was great! Very entertaining and funny.
I’m up also.
My dog wears a poopy diaper…
Tooo funny.
I remember those toddler days quite well.
Amazing what they get in to.
Thanks for sharing,
Frances
LOL! Don’t eat the wall!
Don’t dram on the fish works too!
Very funny..
Ha! Reminds me of Family Circus comics!
Hahaha, the joys of having children!
Someone could write a book, “Mothers say the Darndest Things”
Funneeeeeee! My list is up.