From my Sitemeter - always amusing to see what people do search for and it’s still a mystery how they arrive at my site after some of these…

1. Is it ok to allow toddler to play with potty seat?
2. funny looking monkeys
3. can toothpaste ruin leather
4. when are 2 year molars (heh!)
5. endless screaming baby
6. remove sharpie clothes (perhaps this one resulted in the next search, “remove sharpie babies”? ;))
7. how to take permanent marker off guitar (never fails to amuse me, the abundance of odd items that I see people wishing to remove permanent marker from, apparently the word “permanent” needs definition. Poor guitar.)
8. senseo coffee duck reviews (the ducks do love their Senseo, but duck coffee does not sound delicious!)
9. baby cow shower invitations (I presume they were looking for our Farm Animal Baby Shower Barnyard Invitation, but now I’m picturing all the mommy cows gathered around for a baby shower ;))
10. teething cures (um, cutting the teeth??)
11. halloween custom cars (probably didn’t find what they were looking for here ;)).
12. ways to get permanent marker off headlights
13. permanent marker fetish (ROTFL!!).

Also see our January search phrases for more fun: Thirteen hilarious Google search queries!

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